May 2, 7:30pm in 2309 Art Sociology Building Heigh ho! Come thee hither! Dost thou enjoy a display of wit upon a most temperate spring eve? Dost thou delight in tales of lovers, heroes, and creatures most unseemly to mortal eyes? If so, methinks we hath prepared the proper display for ye, indeed. I do beseech thee, good sirrah and fairest maiden alike, gaze thine eye upon our humble show and see what thou will. T'would cost ye but a penny. For the plebs: We gon talk like Shakespeare for a while. Sit your butt and enjoy some culture. Free, per ushe.